Our Platform

No important decision should happen when people are hungry.

• Mandatory snacks at all public meetings
• Coffee is recognized as essential infrastructure
• National “Taco Tuesday” initiative
• Emergency pizza reserves (bipartisan topping selection)

We believe burnout is not a personality trait.

• Explore the 4-day workweek
• PTO guilt officially abolished
• Meetings that could be emails must become emails
• Emails that could be texts must become texts

 Radical idea: solving problems calmly.

• Listen first, yell later (if still necessary)
• Fact-check before posting
• Admit when you’re wrong — revolutionary concept
• Civility tax credit (working title)

 Happy people make better citizens.

• Parks, music, festivals, community events
• Public spaces where people actually want to hang out
• Funding for arts, creativity, and local culture
• Less doomscrolling, more dancing

We’d like to keep it livable.

• Practical environmental solutions
• Cleaner energy without political theatrics
• More trees, fewer arguments about trees
• Sustainable innovation encouraged, guilt trips discouraged

Not the other way around.

• Simplify taxes so normal humans understand them
• Encourage businesses that treat employees well
• Reward productivity, not burnout
• Lower inflation = Cheaper prices, more vacations
• Financial literacy for everyone (yes, everyone)

Politics doesn’t have to feel like reality TV.

• Transparency over theatrics
• Cooperation over cable news soundbites
• Encourage solutions, discourage grandstanding
• National “Touch Grass” Day for politicians

Mental health counts.

• Expand access to mental health care
• Encourage social connection
• Preventive care focus
• Normalize taking actual vacations.

We don’t claim to have all the answers.
We do claim that yelling more hasn’t worked.

The Party Party stands for:

✔ Practical solutions
✔ Humor without cruelty
✔ Productivity without misery
✔ Community without chaos
✔ And yes — occasionally an actual party.

Because a country that laughs together probably governs better together.